“Are you cleaning the sofa?…”

“Wow, is this a new rug?…”

I can't seem to shake him, my little shadow has been following me everywhere…

“Who has hidden my food tidbits?…”

“Oh, it's my birthday pupcakes?…”

My friend made the prank on me this morning. Yeah, she totally pretended to put the food in my bowl and there was nothing there…

“Don't you do that in front of me…”

We did it! We finally did it! Skipper and I have been working on this all morning long…

“Come on, just let me lay in your lap…”

“Naw, are you tricking me again?…”

“Have you given up yet? Tired?…”

“I can't believe you took my treat…”

I really don't like this box at all. Out of all the boxes, my pal had to go and pick this one for me to have and it's the worst…

“Yeah, don't mind me. Just napping…”

“Wow! You're finally home!…”

“I'm fine here, seriously, I don't need to move…”

We were just out for a normal walkies, my good friend and I, and all of a sudden the bird dove down and tried to snack on my ear…

“Look! I've brought home a new friend!…”

“Whoa, you can't possibly be serious…”

There's just something comforting about chewing this leash…