“Hey, all that food was so delicious!…”

I had my fluffy fort and I was going to defend it to the last bark…

“Wait, are you calling me? I'm just napping!…”

“Hey, why does he get a stick and I don't?…”

“All I want is a big pile of dirt.…”

“Yes! Let me chase those ducks…”

What sort of day is this? Everything is going around like the fan is blowing full blast…

“Oh, so this is where you're been hiding the treats…”

“Oh, you think you can do the battle with me?…”

“Nah, of course I didn't do this…”

Early this morning I found that the kitchen had the water on the floor…

“Hurry! We gotta get to the other side of the park!…”

“When you're not looking, Imma escape again…”

Ever since I moved in with these guys, I've been working on convincing them to spoil me…

“Who has brought this small puppy into my domain?…”

“Yes, I need to go outside…”

“Okay, so you don't want to leave me alone?…”

The old man was tickling me so hard it was driving me crazy…

“Oh, this is such an interesting buggo…”

“Okay then, I think I need more food in this bowl…”