Yeah! We got to go to the park and see all the things and smell all the stuff. I'd already found squirrels to bark with, we got to bark about all sorts of stuff like stay in your own tree…

My friend has always tied himself to me whenever we go outside like we're going to get separated or something. This has annoyed me at times…

“Of course I pulled the drawers out.…”

“Why? Why do you make me do this?.…”

“Alright, I've finished with this bowl.…”

“What do you think you're doing?…”

“Hey, I can hear you! What's your name?…”

I finally realized why my friend keeps all these book thingies around. I've seen them on the shelves and sitting on the little table. Occasionally he stares at them for some strange reason…

“Oh no! We've been invaded by other doggies!…”

“Are you picking up all my mess?…”

“Wait a sec... why are you beating on my toys?…”

“I have no idea what happened to your gaming controller…”

“This my blanket now. Very nice snuggles…”

Alrighty, I'm dog-tired of my friend always leaving me and going off to have fun somewhere else. He calls it the "work" but I don't believe him…

“Hah! No gates can control me!…”

“Stop copying me! You can't even bork right…”

“What is that you're eating? Let me see if it's treat-flavored…”

“I wasn't sneaking up on you…”

“Did you just look at me? Just a peek my way?…”

Ah yes, my friend is ready for her sleeps and it's my time to snuggle right up to her and keep her safe. This is my very important job and no one is going to stop me from doing it…