Dog Journal 4 - Miss-Chief

Ah yes, my friend has left some chips next to his computer thingy. It's always a nice treat to find when I hop up here. Of course I'm not supposed to be up here, but I do it anyway because I'm a rebel. And the chips are really tasty too. But that's not what I hopped up here for originally. What I really want to find out is what's on the pictures here.

Yuppers, gotta do the patting and smacking just like my pal does. I have no idea what this does, but it is actually sort of fun. I can see why my pal does get upset about me messing with this thingy, mainly because I'm probably stealing some of his fun away from him. It's okay though, he gets to play on it the rest of the time anyways.

Oh well, my buddy just rolled in, wrestling with the tugga-rope. This means there is a challenge on the floor, and I must do the battle. My only issue with this game is that he won't ever let me win. It's totally not fair either, he's just bigger than I am. But I've got jaws that can crack a pecan on a fall afternoon, so I never let go.

Therefore, we are where we are. At the impasse. I won't let go, and he won't stop dragging me all around the house. The only way to end the game is when our pal has had enough of all the ruffing around and puts a stop to the battle. I'm sure that he ends it because of all the barking and the banging and the knocking over of things that make the crashing sounds.

The only way this can be totally achieved, as we will automatically return to the game if this is not done, is for us to get the treats. Yes, we must be bribed to end the game, which some might claim that we put this whole thing together with some great acting just to get the treats. And maybe they're right, but I'll never confirm nor deny whether these things would be true.

Which is where we've ended up, here with the treats, and I'm already wondering if I should try taking my friend's and adding it to mine. I may, I may not. If mine starts running out too quickly, maybe I will. I just need to wait until the right... What? I did not touch your computer thingy! No way, I'm the good girl... 'members?