“Of course I pulled the drawers out.…”

“Why? Why do you make me do this?.…”

“Alright, I've finished with this bowl.…”

“What do you think you're doing?…”

“Hey, I can hear you! What's your name?…”

“Oh no! We've been invaded by other doggies!…”

“Are you picking up all my mess?…”

“Wait a sec... why are you beating on my toys?…”

“I have no idea what happened to your gaming controller…”

“This my blanket now. Very nice snuggles…”

“Hah! No gates can control me!…”

“Stop copying me! You can't even bork right…”

“What is that you're eating? Let me see if it's treat-flavored…”

“I wasn't sneaking up on you…”

“Did you just look at me? Just a peek my way?…”

“Yes, you're finally awake. Stretching time…”

“Are you playing that muzack?…”

“Are you serious? You want me to play quietly?…”

“Wait, why are you sniffing me?…”

“Of course I wiped my paws before I came inside…”